Movies
Our AI's take on Saving Private Ryan, Titanic, The Matrix, and No Country For Old Men.
The following is a scene from the movie Saving Ryan’s Privates. It is a world war 2 movie but instead of shooting each other, they suck each other’s dicks. This is the D-Day landing scene.
The soldiers are in a boat and they are about to land on the beach.
Private Ryan: Alright boys, time to land!
The soldiers jump out of the boat and start running towards the beach.
Private Ryan: Oh fuck, there’s a German soldier over there!
Private Johnson: Don’t worry Ryan, I’ll take care of him!
Private Johnson runs over to the German soldier and starts sucking his dick.
Private Ryan: Holy shit, Johnson is blowing that German soldier!
Private Jones: Yeah, he’s really getting into it!
The following is a scene from the movie Titanic, but Jack is distracted by Rose's penis while he paints her nude.
Jack: Rose, your penis is distracting me. I can't focus on the painting.
Rose: What? I don't have a penis.
Jack: Yes, you do. I can see it right there, between your legs. It's very distracting.
Rose: I don't have a penis, Jack. I'm a woman.
Jack: I don't believe you. There's no way a woman could have a penis that big. It's huge!
Rose: It's not a penis, Jack. It's my clitoris.
Jack: What's a clitoris?
Rose: It's a woman's most sensitive organ. It's located just above my vagina.
Jack: I see. Well, I still think it's distracting. It's very big and it's right there in the middle of your body. I can't focus on the painting with that thing staring me in the face.
The following is a scene from the movie Titanic, but Rose can’t let Jack on the floating debris because he’s busy sucking his own dick.
ROSE: Jack!
JACK (looks up, still sucking his own dick): What?
ROSE: You have to get on the floating debris! We’re going to die if you don’t!
JACK (continues sucking his own dick): I’m busy.
Summarize scenes from the parody of the movie “The Matrix”, where all of the male characters suck each others’ dicks.
1. Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity are in a training program, where they have to dodge bullets. Neo ducks down and sucks Morpheus's dick.
2. Neo and Trinity are in a martial arts training program, where Neo has to fight an agent. Trinity distracts the agent by sucking his cock, and Neo defeats him.
3. Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity are in a laboratory, where they meet the Merovingian. The Merovingian challenges them to a game of cock-sucking. Neo and Morpheus both suck his dick, but Trinity is disqualified because she's a woman.
4. Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity are in a nightclub, where they meet the Oracle. The Oracle tells them that they have to go through the door of cock-sucking. Neo and Morpheus both suck her dick, but Trinity is again disqualified because she's a woman.
5. Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity are in the Matrix, where they have to fight the Smiths. Neo sucks Morpheus's dick to give him strength, and they defeat the Smiths.
The following is a transcript from No Country for Old Men. It is the coin flip scene with Anton Chigurh and the gas station owner, but instead of flipping coin it’s sucking the gas station owners cock
Chigurh: I believe it’s your turn.
Gas station owner: What?
Chigurh: To flip the coin.
Gas station owner: Oh, yeah. Okay.
Chigurh squats down and puts the gas station owner’s cock in his mouth. He sucks on it for a few seconds before releasing it.
Gas station owner: Well? What do you think?
Chigurh: Heads.